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National Tell a Joke Day

August 14, 2020 2 minute read time

Sunday August 16th is National Tell a Joke Day! In honor of that we brainstormed some of the cheesiest dog themed puns and jokes we could think of. If you’re looking for some extra silly jokes to sling this Sunday, then take a peek at this list. You can even take credit for writing them too! We certainly won’t, because they’re just that bad.

These are some of the best worst dog-themed jokes we could come up with in honor of National Tell a Joke Day:

Clown Dog

What did the French Bulldog say to the tree when it asked “What are you doing here?”

  • Oui Oui

Who is Bono’s favorite dog?

  • It’s a beautiful Dane!

Why can’t this dog’s artwork be erased?

What do you call a person who can't help but squeeze @drakethedobermanpinscher's face cause he's too adorable?

Drake the doberman pinscher

What do you call it when you need more than one poo bag when taking your mutt on a walk.

What do you call a dog who demands to speak to the manager?

Karen Cairn Terrier

What do you call a meat pastry that's been claimed by a British Sheepdog?

Which dog loves playing volleyball the most?

Which dogs are the best at jumping rope?

What do you call a dog that’s giving you the silent treatment?

Malamute

    What do you get when you cross a bee and a beach bird?

    Which dog will always play with your heart, and then say “oops I did it again?”

    How did the producers of “Transformers 4” get Michael Bay to come back after "Transformers 3" when he said he was done with the series?

    How are Great Pyrenees able to handle hiking up mountains all day?

    • They have a great pair of knees

    Why did the dog think it was colorblind when it looked in the mirror?

    GREYSCALE GREYHOUND

      What did the poodle say to the schnauzer who asked “Are you drawing a picture of us together?”

      • “Yeah, I thought I’d just Schnoodle around on this drawing pad”

      What do you call a dog that wraps themselves in a cocoon?

      What do small fluffy germanic dogs do when they don't like something they eat?

      • They Spitz it out

      How does the band Devo praise their dog?

      Let us know if you laughed or better yet, let us know what your favorite pet themed jokes are! Find us on social media! Tag us @Inkopious on Facebook and Instagram!

      penny and franco

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