Sunday August 16th is National Tell a Joke Day! In honor of that we brainstormed some of the cheesiest dog themed puns and jokes we could think of. If you’re looking for some extra silly jokes to sling this Sunday, then take a peek at this list. You can even take credit for writing them too! We certainly won’t, because they’re just that bad.
These are some of the best worst dog-themed jokes we could come up with in honor of National Tell a Joke Day:
What did the French Bulldog say to the tree when it asked “What are you doing here?”
- Oui Oui
Who is Bono’s favorite dog?
- It’s a beautiful Dane!
Why can’t this dog’s artwork be erased?
- It was drawn by a Shar-Pei
What do you call a person who can't help but squeeze @drakethedobermanpinscher's face cause he's too adorable?
- A Doberman Pincher
What do you call it when you need more than one poo bag when taking your mutt on a walk.
- A Maltipoo multipoo
What do you call a dog who demands to speak to the manager?
What do you call a meat pastry that's been claimed by a British Sheepdog?
Which dog loves playing volleyball the most?
- A Setter
Which dogs are the best at jumping rope?
What do you call a dog that’s giving you the silent treatment?
- A Malamute
What do you get when you cross a bee and a beach bird?
- A Beagle
Which dog will always play with your heart, and then say “oops I did it again?”
How did the producers of “Transformers 4” get Michael Bay to come back after "Transformers 3" when he said he was done with the series?
- They hired a Chesapeake Bay Retriever to get him
How are Great Pyrenees able to handle hiking up mountains all day?
- They have a great pair of knees
Why did the dog think it was colorblind when it looked in the mirror?
- Because it’s a Greyhound
What did the poodle say to the schnauzer who asked “Are you drawing a picture of us together?”
- “Yeah, I thought I’d just Schnoodle around on this drawing pad”
What do you call a dog that wraps themselves in a cocoon?
What do small fluffy germanic dogs do when they don't like something they eat?
- They Spitz it out
How does the band Devo praise their dog?
- They say ‘whippet good’
Let us know if you laughed or better yet, let us know what your favorite pet themed jokes are! Find us on social media! Tag us @Inkopious on Facebook and Instagram!
