Dachshund Puns So Good, They're the Wurst

If you're a fan of little long dogs with big personalities, then you're already part of the wiener dog fan club. Dachshunds may be small in size, but they’re overflowing with sass, spunk and snuggles. Check out these 30 dachshund puns (featuring your favorite dachshund nicknames) that are pawsitively adorable, mildly ridiculous, and completely worth it. 

30 Dachshund Puns

1. You have the wurst behavior.

2. No ifs or butts — just wieners.

3. I’m on a roll (a hot dog bun, to be exact).

4. You’re looking dachshund-ly good today.

5. Mission im-paw-sausage-ble.

6. Have a weiner-ful day!

7. Dog hair, don’t care — especially when it’s from a dachshund.

8. Prepare to be dachstunned!

9. Flop it like it’s hot.

10. Make no bones about it, I’m adorable.

11. Don’t stop retrievin’… even if you're a wiener.

12. Dachs to the future.

13. You're a silly sausage-dog!

14. Dachshund through the snow.

15. Doxie hair, don’t care.

16. Wieners before whiners.

17. The wiener takes it all!

18. Me and my dachshund - we be-long together.

19. I've got friends in low places!

20. It's always a long day with a dachshund.

21. Life’s short, but I’m shorter.

22. Don’t go bacon my heart (unless you’re a dachshund).

23. Me and my dog always get a-long.

24. You're one hot dog!

25. Happy Hallo-weenie.

26. You look dach-shing every day!

27. It's a wiener-ful life.

28. I'd go to great lengths for my dachshund.

29. You're a hot diggity dog!

30. Always distracted by wieners.

Whether you’re a seasoned dachshund parent or just someone who appreciates a good pun, we hope these brought a little joy (and maybe a few giggles) to your day. At Inkopious, we’re big believers that life’s just better when it’s a little more pawesome!

Looking to wear your wiener love on your sleeve? Check out our hand-drawn dachshund designs by our very own artist and founder, Michele. Each one is lovingly doodled with all the charm of the breed that inspired it.